The Green Hornet has arrived

I did a web search on "flame forums" and found Flame Champs at first.

Boy, what a mistake it was signing up there. As soon as I did, they began accusing me of being that AlphaNova who was posting there. Then I found out that they barred me from voting in matches because they claimed I was AlphaNova. Now why did they do this you ask? Well, because AlphaNova and I were both AOL users.
That's right, folks, all AOL users were not allowed to vote in matches despite their post count because those dumbasses at FC were scared it was Alf voting.

I saw the links to Dry Board and signed up there. I was treated much better at Dry Board. I found out that Alf wasn't as bad as those FC fuckers were pretending he was. Caskur was cool, too. I couldn't stand that Darkmoisture chick. Man, was she annoying. I was surprised to see Dry Board eventually vanished, but considering how often those fuckwads were threatening to take down the forum by nasty methods I guess I shouldn't have been surprised.

When I do read FC, and believe me, it's only when I'm totally bored and have got absolutely nothing to do, it looks like the same old **** to me. How many times can those nitwits make the exact same posts under a variety of alts and think they're fooling anyone for a single second?