No Gift For Poetry

[Outlawed]

Alas I have no gift for poetry

My face is smooth but very blotchy

If only I could just write one decent poem

I wouldn't feel like such a hairy possum

 

[Omnia]

This is raw and searingly analytical writing.
Fantastic, a modern wonder of literary composition.

O ~

[caskur]

It sure beats the poem I learned when I was 10.

Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushy glen,
We daren't go a-hunting
For fear of little men;

 

[Damion Hellstrom]

The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.

[caskur]

The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.

One time I was driving home from the country and it was the high heat of summer and there has been some rain from a thunder storm and for about a mile, I figure, the roads were covered in frogs. I had no option but to drive over them. I was grossed out as I squashed frogs all over the countryside. I will never forget that as long as I live.

 

[Arch Stanton]

The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.

One time I was driving home from the country and it was the high heat of summer and there has been some rain from a thunder storm and for about a mile, I figure, the roads were covered in frogs. I had no option but to drive over them. I was grossed out as I squashed frogs all over the countryside. I will never forget that as long as I live.

 

Don't Aussies drive over Cane Toads as a matter of course, the evil bastards (The Cane Toads that is)

[caskur™]

Cane Toads infest Queensland and now they've invaded the top end of Australia.

It has become a critical situation.

I don't know if Queenslanders drive over them.

If they did that, wouldn't they be endanger of driving over native species as well?

Maybe a Queenslander could answer that question cuz I sure as hell can't.