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 Recommend   Message 17 of 17 in Discussion   
 
From: <NOBR>°※•۞VMŞmí†ĥ۞°※•_</NOBR> Sent: 11/23/2005 2:54 PM
Cathy,
 
Melli had a blood transfusion.  Not a surgery.  She had it Monday.  Today is Tuesday.  Even so, she actually posted just 15 minutes before Wednesday.
 
I'm Sub, now?  You are a fuckwit.
 
Your love for me was real?  Bigger fool you then, for letting it go.
 
But either you've divorced Kurt finally, and can go have Brent help you squander the money that Kurt earned for you.......or you were lying about that again, in which case Kurt can continue to pay the bills while you eat and cheat your way into Sheol....
 
I saw you claiming to another group that you were a twenty year Bible Student of the JWs.  Tsk, tsk, I think your status is better described as "disfellowshipped".
 
My Mom and Dad got the tape.  So I guess you have nothing more to blackmail me with.  I will enjoy watching Karma **** you up your fat ass in the coming years though.
 
Oh, and Raven says that you are STILL emailing me with your love?  Jeez, get over it, you dumped me.....for which I am profoundly grateful.
 
Dean
 

 

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 Recommend   Message 29 of 31 in Discussion   
 
From: <NOBR>°※•۞VMŞmí†ĥ۞°※•_</NOBR> Sent: 11/24/2005 2:29 AM
Cathy,
 
Jehovah may well love me, I can hope so, anyway.
 
I wonder at how he feels about an adulterous glutton who thinks it appropriate to cause pain to two people - my parents - who had never done her wrong.
 
In any case, your assurances to those that you have shown such hate for that "Jehovah loves you" is pretty shitty and unChristian.  Jehovah's love is not some kind of weapon for mindless bitches like you to try to hurt your fellow man with.
 
There is no one here, not even friends, who think that you meant that sincerely.  You demean only yourself in saying such things.
 
Stick with regaling us with tales of anal **** and your undying love for me.  It's cleaner.
 
Dean
 
P.S.  Oh, and of course I'm Sub.  And Raven.  And Flea.  You are a slow one, aren't you?
 


 Recommend   Message 116 of 117 in Discussion   
 
From: <NOBR>°※•۞VMŞmí†ĥ۞°※•_</NOBR> Sent: 11/29/2005 8:50 PM
Omnipotent,
 
I'm wondering if your stupid, or cataclysmically stupid.  I think you are, actually.
 
Sexual Harassment pertains to one person having power over another, and exploiting them sexually.  It can also be situations where a "sexually hostile" environment is created that the other must suffer through.
 
Jim does not have to have sex with me to keep his job, you fat retarded ****.  And while his repeated mentions of his wife's "snatch" may well create a sexually hostile environment for her, well....we knew her home life sucked, that's why she left him in the first place.
 
Do you need another example of sexual harassment?
 
How about when some dumb **** dumps a guy....then emails him every day, tries to stay friends with his mommy and daddy, trash talks him for months - then calls to wish him happy birthday - then sends hate mail to his folks, and still professes her undying love.
 
You've about done everything but kill my kid's pet rabbit, you two ton blunder from down under.  And you'd no doubt do that if your fat ass could waddle over to within a thousand miles of such a pet.
 
You are, after all, the same **** who threatened to kill Sharyn's cats - when you thought she was with me - and are now her bestest friend - when she is not with me.
 
I cringe with embarassment on your behalf every time I see one of your posts.  You've yet to cease and desist from degrading yourself in front of all those who may once have called you friend.
 
How sad.
 
Hope Kurt's doing okay - in other words, hope he really did leave your sorry ass, but I'm still guessing that you are lying, so he's ****.  In all ways but the nice way.
 
Pity Kurt didn't really leave you.  You could come over and make Brent's life a living hell...as he could do for you.  That would be a happy thing to watch.
 
Dean
 


 Recommend   Message 148 of 156 in Discussion   
 
From: <NOBR>°※•۞VMŞmí†ĥ۞°※•_</NOBR> Sent: 11/30/2005 3:31 PM
Everyone,
 
I see that Cathy, the poor victim so abused by me, is still at it.  Shouldn't she be plugging her ass so as to prevent that anal **** she's so concerned about?
 
I gather in this latest that Cathy is really a nice person afterall, who only dialed my parents - more then half a dozen times - by mistake.  Just like that tape showed up by accident, she had meant to mail it to Brent, but "Alabama" and "Illinois" are so close in spelling....you all see how it is.
 
I suppose then that she dialed my cell phone on my birthday by mistake.  For surely the woman who dumped me, only to **** and moan about me not being with her ever since, had nothing good to say to me then.
 
Brent is going to have to be a bit more prudent.  Since my parents actually do have such a tape - go figure how I know - he should realize that he has no more cards to play.
 
But now he wishes to call the police.  I would love to hear that call.  "Hi, Officer Herring, I'm Brent Martin, a real McCoy Rocket Scientist.  I don't know Dean or Sharyn but figured you needed my help cracking this non-existent and unpursued case.  May I play you a tape of some guy who I will claim with no proof to be Dean, yelling at a woman in Australia, recorded in violation of Federal law, and of no legal validity and of no relevence to your current non-investigation at all?  That will definitely prove.....it will show...er, well, it will definitely give me an orgasm, so how about it Officer Herring?  Officer Herring?  Hello?  Hello....?"
 
And as back drop, Cathy and Brent are making faked pics of JustSub1.  Ahhh, it seems like only a month or so ago those two were making fake pics of their good friend Sharyn taking it up the ass from me.  I guess grade school humor is about their only speed....
 
What will these two crazy kids do next? 
 
Well, I can thankfully relate to you all that given Cathy's morbid obesity, and Brent's tiny ****, there is no way they will breed.  Also, Brent's sexual proclivities - from what his ex-wife said - are better represented by the song "Dueling Banjos", as opposed to that song "Oh, Susannah" that Cathy is imagining. 
 
Hopefully Brent finds Cathy's mouth "purty", or she might find out about anal **** after all!  But at least she - unlike those guys in the movie - will be uniquely qualified to "squeal like a pig". 
 
Take care, and stay tuned....same Dumb **** and Bastard Time, same Dumb **** and Bastard Channel.
 
Dean
 
 


 

 Recommend   Message 165 of 166 in Discussion   
 
From: <NOBR>°※•۞VMŞmí†ĥ۞°※•_</NOBR> Sent: 11/30/2005 9:26 PM
Cathy,
 
Oh my.  I devastated.
 
Several months....and several states....and several women after you've dumped me, and after no less then 75 emails and phone calls of your undying love for me...
 
It's time for me to move on?
 

 
It's too soon!!!!
 
Oh - *sobs* - please don't let our love die!  Say it ain't so!
 
You know what?
 
You really ARE a fuckwit.
 
Dean
 
P.S.  Thank you for showing Flea how little you value the fact that she's actually stuck up for your sorry fat ass all this time.
 

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