A Rude Drunk
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to
them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best
**** in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off
and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says,
"I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the
bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to
them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best
**** in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off
and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says,
"I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the
bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight
Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit
back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the
flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
mine!"
