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Alpo Banned

The latest news is good. Alpha Nova aka Damion Hellstrom, aka  GAY-briel goon has been permanently banned at Cosmic Outpost. This serial pest has been spamming that fine establishment now for 2 yrs making a total jerk of himself.

Rumour has it that he lives in New Jersey near chemical waste dumps and due to severe lead poisoning, has now severe brain damage. The only problem with that is, most people doubt he had a brain to begin with let alone, a damaged one.

Not one of his troll buddies have come forward this time to defend his timely sacking. I believe secretly that they are relieved he isn’t there. No longer as people log in, do they find 25 last word posts with his yellow tights donned  on.

Unemployedkernal is ecstatically happy he is no longer there and so am I. It would be a toss up who would be happier, me or him, that the tosspot known as Alpo is missing/banned.

Alpo doesn’t flame, he spams and spams until mustard is curdled. He writes like a befuddled banshee whenever a brainfart he has, escapes him.  He stalks people and then proceeds to invent stories about them. He is like a very bad American sitcom or Day time soapie only its not all bubbles and detergent oozing from is type, its textual diarrhoea and its catchy. Everyone who comes into contact with the imbecile gets a touch of texto-gastroenteritis.

This guy believes in free speech, the bleats “libel” under the same manifesto fist fudging Fromage frais. He has a cheezy dick, without a doubt. He sits around all day typing or being crucified by his betters and then when beaten, rather than concede defeat like any other good sport, he acts like a dejected mangy dog. He crawls back in on his knees begging to be kicked again with his contrary “No YOU” posts, only his betters have a few other things going for them… They have jobs and lives off the net and rather than beat the masochistic moron’s head in over and over again, they completely forget the dunce’s existence. When they’re getting some rl ****, Alpo is playing matchmaker hooking me up with imaginary lovers on the net. Apparently my card is full. I am running around wild with every person who takes him piece by piece, apart, only Alpo is several pieces short in a 1,500 piece jigsaw puzzle himself.

Now fine readers, for your information, I do not know this man, have never met this man and will never meet this man and I use the term man, loosely. He is a Mister Potato-head, and Cabbage Patch doll accessory, a paperweight resembling a pet rock but this pet rock is better left with all the other mud scum at the bottom of a very, very deep pond. And maybe, just maybe, 1 million billion years from now, he’ll crawl out like a legless lizard with frilly gills and develop heat stroke.

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caskur~!