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Through the Eyes of the Enemy

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« on: March 08, 2010, 09:08:06 am »
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Remember the Landover Baptist Church?
It has it's own Forum now. Here is an example of their bullshit:

Bring us the souls of PZ Meyers, Dick Dawkins, and Chris Hitchens

I am pleased as punch to announce a brand new reward for any True Christian™ who is able to wrestle down Satan and save the souls of notorious fundamentalist atheists Paul Zachary Meyers, Richard "Dick" Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens!
These three rabid liberal anti-Americans have been spitting in the Lord's face long enough, doing everything in their power to do the devil's work and recruit the weaker-minded sinners of the world to their baseless religion of atheism and Darwinism, throwing junk "science" at our nation's youth and destroying what makes this country great!
There are only two things we can do to counteract their insidious influence. 1) Pray, and pray hard. 2) INTRODUCE THEM TO THE GOOD NEWS OF THE SAVIOR, OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. The Messiah came 2000 years ago and it's time they heard His Word!
For the fortunate congregants who are blessed by finally getting these militant God-haters to crack open a Bible and bringing them into Jesus' arms, you will receive the following...

- One month of no tithing required.
- A free pew upgrade for a year (if you are a Silver Tither, you will get to sit with the Gold Tithers at services. If you are a Platinum Tither, you will get to sit in brand new La-Z-Boy recliners right up by the pastors).
- A coupon for 50% off any entree at Big Bill's Bibles & Burgers with the purchase of another entree of the same value or higher.
- A free haircut at any of my husband Mr. Whitford's barber shops.
- Recognition at the first Sunday service following your winning of the soul for Christ.

Good luck, and GOD BLESS!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Here is the home page for the Forum:

I was alerted to that on the Atheist Ireland Forum in  a Thread named Throught the Eyes of the Enemy
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Rev. Robert Tobin, Minister, First Church of Atheism (Philidelphia)

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 10:23:23 am »
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Welcome Eccles....now all you need is Apostle over here...
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