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« on: June 10, 2010, 10:13:06 pm »
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A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many
people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40
students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this seriously Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed
raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says
'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student
replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the

When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "****, from way back there I thought you said
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