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« on: August 08, 2008, 11:39:38 am »
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Bra1n walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman, TWaP.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replied The Bra1n,
'You know I live by the railway?
Well on my way home last night I noticed VC tied to the tracks, like in them movies.
I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!
'We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top.
I was totally shagged out this morning!'

'Fantastic,' exclaimed TWaP, 'you lucky sod, did you get a
blowjob too?'


'No', said Bra1n, 'I never found her head.'















 
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