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caskur™
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Uh oh.....
I owned them in two posts....it was sad really.
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caskur
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A WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer
To 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
A bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.
The End
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arete
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LMMFAOFFFFFFFFF
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