X Died Breathless

[Godfather]

Talking in third person with all praises for yourself, all I can do is suggest a name change.
Caesar.
Julius Caesar.
You are being high headed jus like him.

[caskur™]

I am a straight shooter and false humility isn't in me.

I know you respect that.

[Godfather]

I jus respect GUNS.


Everyone does.

[caskur™]

I am very accurate with a gun and more accurate when I am angry.

I wonder why that is?...lol

[Godfather]

Means sumone has been your victim.....

[caskur™]

I am slow to anger.

So I only shoot people who deserve it.....I am very "just," like that.

As the Secretary for Civil Libertarians in Oz said to me one time, if everyone on the planet was like me, there would be no wars.

[Godfather]

No wars,
Coz you hv already killed your enemies.

[caskur™]

No wars,
Coz you hv already killed your enemies.

not until I belt them up a few times first.

[Godfather]

And you cud........
........................ i think you do blow you enemies to death.

[caskur™]

That is very true. Sad to say but it is. Once you get me mad enough and remember I am very slow to anger, I WILL exact justice...of that you can guarantee.....it is definitely one of my major flaws.

[arete]

 

someone get this chick a straight jacket