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« on: February 14, 2009, 07:47:15 pm » |
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A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Found in a women's restroom.
Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married ! Found in a women's restroom.
You're too good for him. Over a women's restroom mirror.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Found in a men's restroom.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****. Over a men's restroom mirror.
No wonder you always go home alone. Over a men's restroom mirror.
Express Lane: Five beers or less. Over a urinal.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. Over a urinal.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. Beauty is only a light switch away. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress ! If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now. The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
To do is to be. (Descartes) To be is to do. (Voltaire) Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
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