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« on: February 14, 2009, 09:04:07 am »
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World's ugliest love triangle: Vicious duel over Pena, 75 
By Andrew Gregory 13/02/2009

 

Love triangle (Pic:Balkanpix.com)

She may not have all her own teeth and she’s a bit hard of hearing, but temptress Pena Dobrava can still stir violent passions in men.

Bulgaria’s answer to Nora Batty sparked a vicious duel between two rival suitors – as they

laid into each other with their walking sticks.

It ended with Dancho Dimitov, 86, in hospital with head injuries after being whacked by jealous boyfriend Boris Stoykov, 74.

The pair came to blows when Boris was tipped off by a neighbour that Dancho was trying to steal Pena, 75, from him.

He had even been seen clambering over her back garden fence to secretly chat her up.

Furious Boris stormed off and confronted Dancho outside a cafe in Gramada, Bulgaria.

One witness said: “It was unbelievable. I heard screams and saw the older one taking a swing with his stick at the other man’s head.

“They were both bashing each other and cursing. I thought someone was going to die.”

Police were called to separate the pensioners and are now considering pressing charges against one or both of them.

Dancho said from his hospital bed: “I thought I was the only

one for Pena. I even loaned her money. I feel such a fool.”

Angry Boris said: “I hope he’s learned his lesson. Next time he won’t get off so lightly.”

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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 10:31:05 am »
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she must give one mighty blow job or only be the only not taken female in the village!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 10:32:06 am »
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or could it be the babushka??!!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 10:37:33 am »
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or could it be the babushka??!!!

well there are chickens scratching around in the background....maybe she makes the best omelette's in town. Old people like eggs...they digest them easily.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 06:05:32 am »
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sex should stop for old people around 30 to 35.
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 05:52:29 pm »
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Many women would be quite happy if they were "given a rest" once they hit menopause.

I have yet to come across an 80 year old man who doesn't at least still fantasize about it.

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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 01:52:49 am »
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You have a very strange signature PI.

What does it stand for?
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 02:13:06 am »
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It is the Greek letter PI. LOL.
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 03:57:49 am »
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It is the Greek letter PI. LOL.


OK, I see 22/7.

It looked Hebrew. PI has a ~ sign, not a straight one.
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 06:20:32 pm »
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sex should stop for old people around 30 to 35.

that's a woman's sexual peak
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2009, 05:56:09 am »
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she should kick em both to the curb & find
some young buck to gum.
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2009, 05:57:18 am »
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I knew coolhand had to be a teeny bopper!
30-35?Huh? You have got to be kidding me?

Lord have mercy.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 11:11:34 am »
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seriously!
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 11:49:50 am »
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Poor kid hasn't lived.  He'll learn.  lmao
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 12:07:52 pm »
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i wonder if he's ever been w/ an older woman.....
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