Pin a TALE on Poko Comp

[caskur™]

Pin a TALE on Poko ~

Oh yeah...


Forget Pin the tail on the Donkey.

This is open season on Poko.

It is time to write a tale about Poko so warm up your key board and write a tale about the M$N’s latest kick toy.

There will be prizes for the best entry.

[bella]

oh my rotfl!!

[caskur™]

You like it I take it?

I wonder if POKO will?

[EP]

He hated it!!

He tried to one up you and failed too

[caskur™]

He hated it!!

He tried to one up you and failed too

go to flame nation....the msn group for a minute.

[d]

You made the little fool look even more stupid than he really is...if that was possible

[caskur™]

Poko from the Planet Craptonia

Not people many are aware of an 18th Dimension where mono-sexed trolls live but there is one such place on the planet Craptonia and Poko is one such Craptonian citizen.

In the 18th Dimension on the 18th Day of the 18th year in 18181818 AD, it was time for Poko to dump Steve, find a new mate and procreate. You see, Craptonians need to use an animal from another species to do this. His very own father used a reptile to copulate with and after the eggs were laid and incubated by him, Poko and his reptilian brothers were hatched but this time, Poko thought something a little more warm blooded needed to be introduced into his bloodlines, so he used a donkey for its brains. No point in staying a clueless Poko forever, right?

His first challenge was to grow a pair of nuts to use in the copulation process but he was at a loss to find out how indeed someone nutless like himself was going to achieve this miracle. Most of his brothers were born with a pair but for some reason, Poko missed out.

An idea was dawning…A light bulb came on and then he thought of a brilliant solution and that brilliant solution was to murder one of his brothers and steal his nuts. He decided on a victim; the one and only brother who was a Republican voter because he did not like him and was secretly envious of him. The brother was a free thinking, rich Craptonian who owned his own Craptonian cave and like all the other bottom feeding cave dwellers, had a very high standing in the Craptonian community.

The murder was a grizzly one. Poko’s brother was not going down without a fight but cutting a long story short, Poko managed to kill his brother, cut off his nuts where he proceeded to sew them onto his own body and take control of his cave that came with a nifty PC and IP harvesting keylogger.

Armed with his new pair of nuts, he decided to choose a donkey who would be willing to take it doggy style. A willing donkey was found and Poko proceeded to screw it. He wasn’t used to being the giver as his usual position was a taker down on his scrawny knees.

And 18 months later, a gaggle of little donkey Pokos were birthed.

[caskur]

I'll work on a contribution but I am failing to

be inspired by a donkey fucker.

That appears to be up caskur Daz and Badazzi's ally.

[caskur™]

Poko then took Sezza the Lezza next. He mistook her for a manthing...

[caskur™]

Moreover, since sezza the lezza is half animal and half manthing the planet of Craptonia in its 18th dimension  consequently had a population explosion.

Lezza’s twin sister was barren after being ripped open by a rusty coat hanger by Poko rendering her childless. Lezza’s twin sister was also a republican and the wife of Poko’s murdered brother. Yes, that is right, Lezza’a twin sister was Poko’s sister-in-law. She decided that in an act of revenge, she would consult a famous Craptonian witch and curse the new child of Pokos with protruding eyes and a bigger set of nuts than himself. The whole sordid story was made public on the interweb’s nasty message boards.

[caskur™]

I lerve zee ass. I lerve her so much but when I mountz her, she cry laik a porcine.





She smails so lerverlee. She smails laik a toilette and it turns me on and is laik a lightening bolt of electreeceetee.





She breakz mah heart and she maiks mee soo sad she no returnz zee love.






After I fineesh, I feel laik a cirkiss clown,... smiling on zee outside but crying on zee inside... all zee time.

[caskur™]

Poko found that his new set of balls were difficult to control. All he wanted to do all day was screw smelly male animals. After producing more Craptonians with IQ’s higher than 30, using the donkey, he started to screw Lezzas’ producing a new variety of Super Craptonian.





Thousands of Lezza with IQ’s of 30 were being delivered from Donkeys and Poko was servicing them as well. They were delivering Super Craptonians by the hundreds and soon they were looking for another dimension to populate. Craptonia was running out of space, and time, just like M$N.

Poko didn’t like his new set of balls, no way. The servicing of animals was taking up too much precious time and he couldn’t complete his daily stalking of M$N posters and phishing for their IP details.

There was only one thing to do and one thing to do ONLY and that was remove his brother’s balls from his body thus dousing the lust that kept inflaming his body. It was time to cut off his nuts ~

[caskur™]

pogos last will and testament

I'm not on his list. Must mean I have talent.

[caskur™]

Can I have the condensed version.... You should really get your money back from the child you hired to illustrate your piece.... 

feigning nonchalance...lol

[caskur]

He isn't an Elvis fan I take it?


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From: Barking Spider Sent: 2/15/2009 2:22 AM
Nobody gives a **** about Elvis.