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« on: January 31, 2009, 03:52:25 pm »
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Freak Criticises my chops after Lezza posts it at Freaks for a post bumping exercise....


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From: <NOBR>¤FRÊÃK¤</NOBR> Sent: 1/31/2009 3:48 PM
Let's see..........

1. Deep's aka Mickey Rourke Jr. should have been darkened to make it look like he was actually there. It is way too obvious to EVERYONE that the picture of him was put into the picture after it was taken, which is NOT a good photo chop.


2. Pogo's head should have been shrunk down to make it look like it actually belonged on that cops body. He is not Dean for crying out loud. The cop doesn't even look human anymore and it is a bad photo chop, not to mention that the brightness of the face should have been played with to match the skin tone of his arms.

3. AGAIN, the brightness of Sezza's head does not match the hands of the person who was in the original photo. Also, you can see an obvious light around Sezza's head where it was removed from its original picture.


This is a bad photo chop, period. The lighting is horrible. The sizing of Pogo's head is ridiculous and Mickey Rourke doesn't look like he belongs in the picture at all.

Advice -

Work on your lighting techniques, if you have any.

When working on the picture always enlarge it as much as possible while touching it up. This makes the pixels really large and it makes removing the original outlines easier.

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From: <NOBR>AIan_Smithee</NOBR> Sent: 2/1/2009 4:06 AM
We've already covered the physical problems your chops have.  The quality of your work is terrible.  Let's talk about the mental side...i.e. their complete lack of humor.  Your chops aren't funny.  You seem to think that simply adding someone's face to a picture makes it funny.  It doesn't.



Oh look!  I recognize some of those faces!  Isn't that funny?  No.  There is nothing funny about Pogo being a cop.  There is nothing funny about Sezza holding a flashlight.  There is nothing funny about Deep laying on the ground.  Not.  Funny.

This is a funny photo.  Not only does it feature the face of someone we chatted with, but it harkens back to a childhood toy, and makes the subject, Danger, look like the idiot he is.  Understand the difference?



 







BTW peons, I made a toe for Deep. His other toe was buried in the sand....I suppose the next thing they'll complain about is the missing toenail...

The skin tones are matched and pogo's head was made bigger on purpose....
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 08:09:21 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 10:43:30 pm »
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O my.
How u gonna
be talkin **** about
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 11:08:10 pm »
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O my.
How u gonna
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He started it!  Evil
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 06:15:55 am »
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This is a bad photo chop, period. The lighting is horrible. The sizing of Pogo's head is ridiculous and Mickey Rourke doesn't look like he belongs in the picture at all.

That's what makes it so funny!
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 06:27:57 am »
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You trying to coax him over?
It's gonna take more than that.

 
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 06:35:03 am »
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we don't want anymore men over he .
There is enough we me.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 11:41:10 am »
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You trying to coax him over?
It's gonna take more than that.

 


Nah, I don't want to coax him over. They can't "flame".....they just say the same stuff over and over and think they're funny....we are looking for talent with inventiveness and he doesn't have it.
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