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Omnia
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« on: January 26, 2009, 07:10:29 am »

Poofter vs  The Admins ~ Caskur ,Omnia,Voltage ~

This match will start on Tuesday 26th January (EST) and run until Friday 29th January (EST) 


All participants are allowed unlimited posts for this match.
Run-ins are prohibited.


We [the Admins] win, then you [Poofter] must post regularly on this board until June 2009.
Minimum of 5 posts per week.

You [Poofter] win  then you will be made a mod here at Flamedamnation.


Damion Hellstrom will judge this match by request of Poofter.
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 11:20:39 pm »

Let me be the first to welcome you to the match Poofa. No where in flame town is there a worthy scroll bomb spammer to hold the illustrious title of “Fresh Meat” than you, sport and with that set aside, let’s resume and get straight down to business like I wanted to with run-away BraIn.

I have to marvel why a Wonder BOY flame champion like you plonks his fat hairy arse on a chair everyday to post out his nefarious warped fantasies. Psyche Docs would have a field day with the likes of you and you are right up there with the Dahmers and the Ted Bundy’s of Serial Spam Town spreading your Modus Operandi like the Asian Bird’s flu, chickenshit.

In fact, you remind me of a bird actually, a plucked dysfunctional duck-fart who has been well and truly, head screwed from early childhood. I liken you to a serial killer because before your victims die horrible net deaths from lack of interest in reading your worthless dribble, you tortured them with your monstrous nickswitching presence, not very dissimilar to IPhuckwit, in fact. There is NOT a doubt in my accomplished mind you are just a lowly mediocre nick switcher, I would lay big money on that suggestion, and what is more, I would sweep the night’s takings in the gambling house, by it.

You have a deeply religious fervour to being daily screwed in the arse by your fellow effeminate compatriots [no, not you BraIn or you TWaP] and your bulldyke **** countrywomen. [Yes, I mean you Veronica Cuntrag and YOU Demeter’s Daughter] *waves the bird at you both*   It is obvious to everyone who isn’t beaten down with cluelessness.

You like to boast that your unique technique is to make your reading audience of one or at the most two, laugh, but let us look at this,.. your fan base… shall we? One can only describe them as coerced  dragoons with lolling tongues with the same reverent religious fervor you espouse.

I shake my head and wonder what happened to someone like you Poofa. Was it bad experiences at Boy Scouts? Was it your low grades throughout your entire schooling years? Did you not finish high school and were dejected by your love interest at the end of the year’s, Prom? Did you receive your bum fluff later than the other pubescent males in your class? Even now, I doubt you have grown hairs on your pigeon chest.  Did you not get a puppy when you asked Santa for one? And when you finally did get a puppy, you left the gate opened and the only true friend you ever had, was squished on the highway, right in front of your beady eyes? What makes you tick, besides wanting my mod panel that you will never get?

You do have beady eyes, you know…lol

Now I have a good idea, write another post from your fragmented mind, no one will read.


Cheer up, where there is still life, there is still hope.
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 03:22:15 am »

Poofter had staggered from a bar and was stumbling along the pavement,
bouncing off the sides of the walls like he was in a pinball machine.
He'd reached as low as he could get.
Game over.
It was then, when he felt that he couldn't get any lower, it started to rain . . .
not a quick sharp shower ~ more a monsoon downpour.

His clothing soaked with ****,
and rain dripping off his huge nose,
he stumbled and fell face first into the gutter.

Poor Poofter lacked the impulse to lift his head, lift his nose out of the running water . . .
he was content to just accept his fate.

There was no fight response left in him.
No survival instincts.
And now, with his fissog firmly planted in a ditch. . . he knew.
He understood for the first time.
Sometimes life was just too **** hard.

Buh bye . . . Poof.

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 06:13:30 am »

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Poofter has been in hospital, where  he has had both nipples pierced.
The operation has been succesful and he will reveal them publicly when enters the match later this week.

He has already displayed them privately to a select few - reaction has varied.

MSN Queen Caskur said "it's lovely to see an old man keep so abreast of fashion" but  our resident Poet Laureate Omnia said "he has made a right tit of himself. Again"

Over the weekend, on this forum, Damion Hellstrom will start a "Pin The Tassel" competition.
All welcome.
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 06:18:06 pm »

All Poofa has done here so far is show he is a




I bet it would look great as his new signature.

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 10:15:52 am »

Stop The Presses:



Power outages are wreaking havoc across bitterly cold-stricken Chicago, with all  train services cancelled and more than 500,000 people left without electricity.

The power blackout was triggered when two 1000 kilovolt electricity transmission lines that service much of Chicago’s west lost power about 6pm (AEDT) on Friday. 

Massive power demands exceeding supply were almost certainly to blame with the City’s stricken by its worst cold snap in recorded history. Poofa tried to post but without power, he was typically powerless and this lead to the, “no show,” in, “an agreed match,” between himself and his betters, ominous Omnia, vitrious Voltage and the fantastic caustic caskur.

The Public Electricity Market Management Company ordered electricity distributors Chicago power and Lowercorp to cut 2,000 megawatts of power from the market.
The amount was a "crucial load to be dumped from the market", The Company’s spokesman Wittle C Bottom told TAAPT.

The Public Electricity Market Management Company staff told thousands of commuters at Spammers Street Railway Station trying to get home at the end of the working week that they would have to find other means of travel because there was no power available for trains or computers.

Poofer decided to cash in on the crisis situation.

Makeshift sleds of cardboard were seen pulling commuters along the icy roads. Heavily ear muffed Poofa was last seen charging clients astronomical sums taking shameful advantage of stranded people as he made like a mule and pulled clients along on his crude cardboard sleds.

A number of city buildings were evacuated, with the emergency workers called in to rescue office workers trapped in stalled lifts and bored Flame Damnation readers.

Traffic lights in the city stopped working and flashing avatar signals on the Nerd Rail network also failed.

The lights went out and poker machines went dead at Blue Chip Casino while American jazz legend Gus Giordano’s, concert with the Duluth Symphony Orchestra at the Chicago Arts Centre was postponed until Sunday.

Electricity distributors were constrained about what action they could take if not enough power was being generated, Wittle C Bottom told TAAPT.

"We can only supply as much as is made available to us, 2,000 megawatts is a significant outage," he said. “And people like Poofa were using the crisis situation to capitalize on other people’s misfortunes and failing to show up in “agreed matches,” at Flame Damnation.

"We have very little wriggle room but we are trying to restore critical services ... it would be best to Nerd Rail lines operational, hospitals, and tall buildings in Flame Town.

CNN interviewed many cardboard sled haulers and one stumbled across a tired, half frozen Poofer inbetween jobs. He was reported as complaining "This is the fourth time in three days we've had to sled a load of cold Latino **** pussypie to their freezing apartment buildings and not one spic **** has tipped me with even a touch up of her crusty snatch.”

The crusty snatch Latino whores were filmed by CNN screaming back, “That is because you’re nothing but a cheap dizzy mo loser, Poofa.” It appears the greedy lurker  wanted more than just a touch up for a tip.

 Areas affected include Chicago's CBD and the city's west as well as places like Brawl Hall, Flame Champs in Exile, TDT and Flame Damnation.

Nerdrail’s chief executive **** whipped, Miss BraIn Corningstone told TAAPT he was hopeful some of the power could be restored on Friday night so that people could read some posts by Poofa but he wasn’t counting on it and SoothSayer and Hellstrom sighed relief.…

"We are hoping to restore one of the lines by 11pm (AEDT), that's still to be confirmed, then we can make sure people's powerflames are not interrupted," he said.
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 11:10:08 pm »

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