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« on: June 19, 2008, 04:34:16 am »
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Alas I have no gift for poetry

My face is smooth but very blotchy

If only I could just write one decent poem

I wouldn't feel like such a hairy possum

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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 05:38:24 am »
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This is raw and searingly analytical writing.
Fantastic, a modern wonder of literary composition.

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 10:12:12 am »
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It sure beats the poem I learned when I was 10.

Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushy glen,
We daren't go a-hunting
For fear of little men;


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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 04:55:34 pm »
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The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 01:52:26 pm »
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The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.

One time I was driving home from the country and it was the high heat of summer and there has been some rain from a thunder storm and for about a mile, I figure, the roads were covered in frogs. I had no option but to drive over them. I was grossed out as I squashed frogs all over the countryside. I will never forget that as long as I live.

 
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 09:11:55 am »
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The Thunder Roared.
The Lightning Flashed.
The Tree Fell Down.
The Frog got smashed.

One time I was driving home from the country and it was the high heat of summer and there has been some rain from a thunder storm and for about a mile, I figure, the roads were covered in frogs. I had no option but to drive over them. I was grossed out as I squashed frogs all over the countryside. I will never forget that as long as I live.

 

Don't Aussies drive over Cane Toads as a matter of course, the evil bastards (The Cane Toads that is)
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 10:10:51 pm »
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Cane Toads infest Queensland and now they've invaded the top end of Australia.

It has become a critical situation.

I don't know if Queenslanders drive over them.

If they did that, wouldn't they be endanger of driving over native species as well?

Maybe a Queenslander could answer that question cuz I sure as hell can't.
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