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BADFUCKINAzzi
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« on: January 01, 2009, 11:38:27 am » |
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You rejected pieces of lowlife **** ****
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Damion Hellstrom
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You spent New Year's Eve alone last night, didn't you?
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BADFUCKINAzzi
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You spent New Year's Eve alone last night, didn't you?
ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEER AND SOME DUMB BLONDE SWINGING FROM MY SACK LIKE A CAVEWOMAN ON STEROIDS, BUT I WILL TAKE A BET YOU SPENT IT WATCHING RERUNS OF I LOVE LUCY |
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caskur™
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You rejected pieces of lowlife **** ****
Who are you talking to? |
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Damion Hellstrom
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I think he's talking to himself.
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Outlawed
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ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEER AND SOME DUMB BLONDE SWINGING FROM MY SACK LIKE A CAVEWOMAN ON STEROIDS, BUT I WILL TAKE A BET YOU SPENT IT WATCHING RERUNS OF I LOVE LUCY
Come now, you’d have us believe that you had some dumb blonde hanging off your nutsack. 
You were dreaming right?
I think I am onto something here.
I can see it all now, Badfuckinazzi, pub crawling the streets of some slum area close by his trailer park. His pockets full of loose change he nicked off his SO while she slept. He filled up on cheap spirits poured by the sleazy bartender. He inelegantly passed out on the bar room floor and the bouncers threw his penniless ass on the street where he laid in the gutter dreaming a two dollar **** had a hold of his nutsack and was licking his hairy balls.
When he came to, he found he’d been robbed. His shoes and jeans stolen and a stray flea-bitten dog was sniffing his crutch just before a golden shower was delivered right where his mother never kissed him.
That was his big Friday night out.
Happy New Year. |
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arete
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So, you've been friends for
a while then?
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arete
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You know him well.
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arete
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How ya gonna make me explain?
Don't do that. Dig DEEP to understand
my humor. It's quite dry but you'll
get used to it.
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Outlawed
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Oh I get it now.
You are saying that Badfuckinazzi is indeed a barfly.
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arete
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shut up, retard.
You're a lil' late
to try to make
ammends!
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bella
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you are trying way to hard to be a hard ass arete and it isn't working  |
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caskur™
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Outlawed has poor Arete bluffed well and truly.
I'm taking a break.
I've had enough net today....."parasite" game wore me out...I still can't catch Spearfish's score but I'm nearly there.
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