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« on: August 16, 2009, 04:50:56 pm » |
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Cars
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on when it's going."
Guts and Balls
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows: Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and saying, "You're next."
Brazilian
A guy was reading a newspaper on the subway and the headline said "12 Brazilians Killed". A lady next to him said "Wow! How many is a Brazilian?"
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