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« on: December 09, 2008, 06:06:27 pm »
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Don't hassel me man, I have a black belt in Macrame. I'm tough!!!

When I get into a cab and the cab driver asks where I'm going I say, "None of your bloody business!!!

I wasn't breast fed as a baby, I went straight onto cappuccinos.

When I was a baby I pushed my own pram ... because I'm tough.

My rice bubbles are too scared to go Snap, Crackle & Pop, they hide in the pack and go, "Shhhhhhhh, here he comes!!!!"

I never have to brush my teeth, I just let the toothbrush tremble in my mouth.
I'm so tough I eat quiche in front of truckies.

When I eat Smarties, I eat the red ones first.

I'm so tough I use aftershave .... before.

I'm so tough I glue worms to the pavement so I can watch the sparrows getting hernias.

I'm so tough my answering machine doesn't answer to anyone except me!!

I'm so tough I drink cordial ... straight from the bottle.

I'm so tough that when I get a flat tyre I don't use a jack, I take off all of my clothes, lay underneath the car and read Playboy.

I'm so tough that when I go to the beach I kick sand in my own face.

I'm so tough my pooh pooh scares flies away.

I'm so tough I'm into Punk Yoga ... that's when you stand on somebody else's head.

I'm so tough Vitamins take me.

I'm so tough I voted Liberal and told people about it afterwards.

How many Social Workers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change.

How many George Smilovics does it take to change a light bulb? NONE ... because tough guys aren't afraid of the dark!!!!!!!

How do you make a dog meow? You put it in the freezer for three days, take it out and run it through a bandsaw .... MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!!

How do you make a kleenex tissue dance? You blow a little boogy into it.

So what does a pervert say to a 12 year old girl? Oooohhh, I wish you were five!!!

So why do negroes keep chickens in the back yard? So they can teach their children how to walk.

So why do they have XXXX beer in Queensland? Because they can't spell "BEER".

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 08:50:48 pm »
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LMAO  That was too funny.

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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 11:34:07 am »
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It's HASSLE, not HASSEL.  lol

You could be looking at the future.

When the Sleeping Giant awakes, all those billions of Chinese will be the dominant ones and
we will be slaves, if they decide to keep us around at all.  Remember what the Japanese did
before and during World War II.  They enslaved all the Koreans, and lots of Chinese, and they
didn't even pay them minimum wages.

Those are Chinese, right?  Thai?  Korean?

Blatantly racist, I know.  Sorry!  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 05:56:31 pm »
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Koreans are hilarious.  Well, the chick
I was best buds with was funny as hell.
She could barely speak a word of english
and I would help her out often but she
was one of the best friends ever. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 06:57:41 pm »
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Brent,

I'll get back to this topic.

The Chinese are HUGELY different to the Japanese.

Japanese are warlike....the Chinese are not.
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 08:45:17 pm »
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Brent,

I watched a show about Japanís big earthquake and one Japenese womanís story of survival. Kobe earthquake.

Cutting a long story short, her 28 yr old son didnít survive as he was killed outright.  She was buried under rubble for days until rescued. She only had two grown children, a son and a daughter. When the daughter went to the hospital to tell the mother, the son didnít make it, all she said was, ďI seeĒ without emotion until the daughter left the room, then she pulled up her sheets over her head and silently cried to herself. Such is the way of Japanese. They show no emotions like other people from other nations do.

Now, on the flip side, we have the Chinese. They had a huge earthquake this year killing 10ís of thousands right before the Olympic games. Those survivors and ones who lost loved ones were openly grieving.

From my experience with Chinese and Japanese, I have found the Chinese to be warm and loving who laugh a lot. The Japanese and ESPECIALLY the Koreans, to be, [at least appearance wise], stand offish and cold.

I donít mind the Chinese. Iím not saying theyíre angels or anything but I believe they can be negotiated with.

Overall, what Asians as a whole [the whole of Asia] do to animals is outright **** disgusting. For that I condemn the lot and until they lift their game in that area, Iíll be letting them know just what I think.

I am not against killing animals for our use but I am against torturing them, and NOT killing them humanly.

If you can add something further, let me hear it?
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2008, 09:54:10 am »
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they are not cool-they don't have hair on their chest! Wink
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