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« on: December 07, 2008, 01:45:18 pm »
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   1.   ARBITRATOR:   A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

   2.   AVOIDABLE:   What a bullfighter tried to do

   3.   BERNADETTE:   The act of torching a mortgage

   4.   BURGLARIZE:   What a crook sees with

   5.   CONTROL:     A short, ugly inmate

   6.   COUNTERFEITERS:   Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

   7.   ECLIPSE:     What an English barber does for a living

   8.   EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist

   9.   HEROES:     What a guy in a boat does

10.   LEFTBANK:   What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11.   MISTY:   How golfers create divots

12.   PARADOX:   Two physicians

13.   PARASITES:   What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14.   PHARMACIST:   A helper on the farm

15.   POLARIZE:   What penguins see with

16.   PRIMATE:   Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17.   RELIEF:   What trees do in the spring

18.   RUBBERNECK:   What you do to relax your wife

19.  SELFISH:   What the owner of a seafood store does

20.  SUDAFED:   Brought litigation against a government official
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