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el kaChickenshits Blue Honeymoon in Blur-Blue Le Goon


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« on: August 01, 2008, 02:11:21 pm »
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El ka Chickenshits blue honeymoon in Blur-Blue Le Goon. This romantic setting for trolls and el kagoons alike is a place of indescribable beauty and serenity.

It’s true folks he went and got his-self hitched to that poor girlfriend of his. He finally made an honest woman of her…honestly. Yes, the secret has been exposed by yet another roving and elusive reporter of TDT [besides Wiseman] and that is TDT’s newest Angelbitch, ~`caskur`~ the Magnificent. This is how it came about.

Well, after waiting 30 yrs for his football team to finally win, he put away his snow shovel and he partied with his old girlfriend and neighbours. He could not afford a special venue so he had it at his dreary little house in the burbs in Down Town [name of burb edited for security reasons] West Virginia…..he cranked up his out dated barbeque, threw on the snags [that is sausages to you Americans] and he even bought special bread just for this momentous occasion and invited every man and his flea bitten mongrel, along. 

Then suddenly in a hot flush [hot flash to Americans] it occurred to his girlfriend that if she married the old bastard, she could get her cut of the spoils. It also occurred to her that this celebration could also be a wedding reception [why waste money, right?] and she organized the tickets to Blur-Blue Le Goon for their saucy honeymoon…..And this is how she did it.…

She started lacing his drinks with little extra nips of vodka since it blended well with all the other intoxicating ingredients he drank regularly and she invited the Jewish neighbour, “Hymie,” because he did marriages also, … being a qualified celebrant and all….He never married trolls though, only other Jewish couples so he looked forward to the event himself…..el kaScuzzbucket wasn’t to be told as it was a fantastic surprise to one and all…..

All of TDT’s big mouthed air claiming regulars weren’t to be told or even attend since none of them were gifted with the vow of silence….nah-uh….none of them were. ….then, when el kaShithead was nice and inebriated, the ceremony took place.

None of the neighbours remembered a thing afterwards since they well and truly partied the night away and none remained standing by the break of dawn….either did el kascuzzbucket but he signed the marriage certificate and his new wife squirreled it away [to later produce on his death bed, tee hee hee]…..they flew off to their honeymoon get-away, el kabanger puking in brown papers bags the whole time. They ended up having pool sex but Jerry Blue, he didn’t remember a thing. Personally, I think it was a trout that tickled her unmentionables but lets not go there, shall we?

pew, who'd in their right mind would phuck him....YUK


El ka Chickenshits blue honeymoon in Blur-Blue Le Goon. This romantic setting for trolls and el kagoons alike is a place of indescribable beauty and serenity.

It’s true folks he went and got his-self hitched to that poor girlfriend of his. He finally made an honest woman of her…honestly. Yes, the secret has been exposed by yet another roving and elusive reporter of TDT [besides Wiseman] and that is TDT’s newest Angelbitch, ~`caskur`~ the Magnificent. This is how it came about.

Well, after waiting 30 yrs for his football team to finally win, he put away his snow shovel and he partied with his old girlfriend and neighbours. He could not afford a special venue so he had it at his dreary little house in the burbs in Down Town [name of burb edited for security reasons] West Virginia…..he cranked up his out dated barbeque, threw on the snags [that is sausages to you Americans] and he even bought special bread just for this momentous occasion and invited every man and his flea bitten mongrel, along. 

Then suddenly in a hot flush [hot flash to Americans] it occurred to his girlfriend that if she married the old bastard, she could get her cut of the spoils. It also occurred to her that this celebration could also be a wedding reception [why waste money, right?] and she organized the tickets to Blur-Blue Le Goon for their saucy honeymoon…..And this is how she did it.…

She started lacing his drinks with little extra nips of vodka since it blended well with all the other intoxicating ingredients he drank regularly and she invited the Jewish neighbour, “Hymie,” because he did marriages also, … being a qualified celebrant and all….He never married trolls though, only other Jewish couples so he looked forward to the event himself…..el kaScuzzbucket wasn’t to be told as it was a fantastic surprise to one and all…..

All of TDT’s big mouthed air claiming regulars weren’t to be told or even attend since none of them were gifted with the vow of silence….nah-uh….none of them were. ….then, when el kaShithead was nice and inebriated, the ceremony took place.

None of the neighbours remembered a thing afterwards since they well and truly partied the night away and none remained standing by the break of dawn….either did el kascuzzbucket but he signed the marriage certificate and his new wife squirreled it away [to later produce on his death bed, tee hee hee]…..they flew off to their honeymoon get-away, el kabanger puking in brown papers bags the whole time. They ended up having pool sex but Jerry Blue, he didn’t remember a thing. Personally, I think it was a trout that tickled her unmentionables but lets not go there, shall we?

pew, who'd in their right mind would phuck him....YUK


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