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« on: November 08, 2008, 01:54:51 am »
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Man walking down the street noticed a street vendor with a sign FROGS

FOR SALE.. "greatest blow job you will ever have”.

The man approached and the vendor said, trust me, these frogs give the

best blow job you will ever get. The man proceeded home with his new

purchase.

About 3am the man’s wife was awakened by strange noises and a light

coming from the kitchen. She arose to investigate. When she looked in the

kitchen she was amazed to see pots and pans scattered all over,

cookbooks opened, her husband frying a steak, and the frog up on the

counter watching her husband.

She asked "what the hell are you doing”.

He replied "as soon as I teach this frog to cook.......you`re outa here!!

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head

covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without

her head covering.

The priest tells her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later,

the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest

says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your

wearing a blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she says.

"Yes, I see," he says. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must

wear a blouse to enter this church!"



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