A mother and her young son were flying Virgin Blue from Brisbane to
Melbourne. The son (who had been looking out the window turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why dont
big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer)
told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why dont big planes have baby planes?" The flight
attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted
that this was the case.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Virgin
Blue always pulls out on time. Ask your mother to explain that to you"
Curing The Blind
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
Perfect Revenge
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
