Message #3935

[caskur™]

Hickory dickory doc!
In ten seconds you'll be sucking my ****!
So think very quick!
As I whip out my dick!
Hickory dickory doc!


There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.


There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across the street
A chemist named Kelly
Would bottle the jelly
And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.





There was a young girl of the Azores
Whose c*nt was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers


There was a man named Moulder
who tried it to through a boulder
instead he tripped on a rock
and grasped his own ****
and threw himself over his shoulder.


There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!



There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob


There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but **** she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess


There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I **** her today
And she came sometime last night


A well-partied co-ed named Dawn,
when asked what conclusion she’d drawn,
Said, "I was having a ball...
But I just can’t recall
this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair’s gone!!"