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« on: November 08, 2008, 12:36:14 am » |
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There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!" Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me."
While bathing a student named Hume Read a novel called "Sex in the Gloom", On arriving the dope, Skidded once on some soap And pole-vaulted right out of the room.
There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.
Two lesbians north of the town Made sixty-nine love on the ground. Their unbridled lust Leaked out in the dust And made so much mud that they drowned.
There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!
Two school-kids around Aberystwyth Made love with the lips that they kissed with But as they got older They also grew bolder Making love with the things that they pissed with
Undressing a maiden called Sue, Her seducer exclaimed, "If it's true That a nipple a day Keeps the doctor away, Think how healthy you must be with two!"
There was a lady from University Who was the sole of perversity She was into candles And all manner of scandals And sexual positions in diversity
There once was a young barmaid from Wales On her breasts were written the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind The prices were tatooed in braille
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