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West Virginia
• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. • Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. • Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. • Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. • If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. • In Alderson, West Virginia, it is illegal to walk a lion, tiger or leopard in the city limits, even it is on a leash. • In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service. • In West Virginia, it is legal for one to take roadkill home for dinner • It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays. • It is illegal to snooze on a train. • It is illegal to spit on any sidewalk which women may walk down. • It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. • It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM. • Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. • No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." • Road Kill may be taken home for supper. • When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. • Whistling underwater is prohibited.
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