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« on: October 30, 2008, 05:27:11 am » |
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Iowa
• A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. • Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. • In Dubuque any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. • In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. • In Marshalltown horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. • In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted." • Indianola: The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. • It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. • Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. • One-armed piano players must perform for free. • Ottumwa: Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. • Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.
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