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« on: October 30, 2008, 05:24:30 am » |
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Illinois
• A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going **** on the Boardwalk. (Repealed) • A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. • According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American". • Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. • Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire; It is illegal to give a dog whiskey; Kites may not be flown within the city limits; Spitting is forbidden • Cicero: Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. • Crete: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog; Cars may not be driven through the town. • Des Plaines: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. • Eureka: A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. • Evanston: Bowling is forbidden; It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween; It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. • Fairfield: It is unlawful for "Negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. • Freeport: It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. • Galesburg: There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. • Homer: It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. • In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera, and for women over 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride horses in shorts. • In Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas. • In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public. • In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. • In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. • It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois. • It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. • It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. • It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. • It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. • It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. • Joliet: Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. • Kenilworth: A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow; Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. • Kirkland: Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets. • Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. • Moline: Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited; There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. • Morton Grove: You may not own a handgun • Normal: It is against the law to make faces at dogs. • Orland Park: No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. • Ottawa: Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. • Park Ridge: Trucks may only park inside closed garages. • Peoria: Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway. • Pullman: It is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb; It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck; It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. • The English language is not to be spoken. • You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. • You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2. • You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. • You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. • Zion: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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