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« on: October 30, 2008, 05:08:21 am »
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Alabama

• Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.


• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.


• Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.


• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


• Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.


• Incestuous marriages are legal.


• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


• It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.


• It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.


• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.


• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.


• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.


• It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.


• It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.


• It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."


• It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.


• Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.


• Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.


• Masks may not be worn in public


• Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.


• Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.


• Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.


• No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".


• Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.


• Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.


• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.


• Slavery is still legal in Decatur, Alabama.


• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.


• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.


• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.


• You may not drive barefooted.


• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


• You must have windshield wipers on your car.
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