Omnia's Joke Thread

An aircraft took off from an airport in Africa, an hour into the flight the captain warned that there was an emergency, a need the lighten the load, and as the cargo was little people were needed to agree to jump.

Nobody came forward.

The captain suggested alphabetical.

All people who are of origen A come forward = African

None answered.

All people with origen B come forward - Black

None answered

All peeople with origen C come forward = Coloured

A little black boy said to his father, "we are black, why are you silent?"

Father replied "son, today we are Z = Zulu

How the fight started:

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... he was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!'

So I said 'Well, which one are you f*#%ing then?'

And that's how the fight started......