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« on: October 29, 2008, 11:27:35 pm »
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"I'm doing this for my country"

One day there was a Maori, Aussie, Kiwi and a African man. They were on a plane. Then the pilot from up front shouted back, "We are losing height. Throw out all the luggage."

So, all the men threw out all the luggage. Then the pilot said, "We are still dropping in height!"

So the African said, "I'm doing this for my country" and then he jumped out the window.

Then the Maori said, "I'm doing this for my country" and he jumped out the window.

Then the Kiwi said, "I'm doing this for my country" and then he pushed the Aussie out the door.
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