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« on: October 29, 2008, 11:22:14 pm »
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A city boy Prowler was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the fool his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.

The city boy Prowler headed off and soon after saw a Flea bitten goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the fool didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.

"It had two saggy ****, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the Prowler the boy from the City.

"Oh, ****!" said the farmer. "You've shot the parasite!"
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