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A Joke for Cool Hand


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Outlawed
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« on: September 22, 2008, 02:58:23 pm »
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Laurel and Loren were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Want- ing to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed, Loren decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn't parented a black baby. Realizing that

Loren was somewhat sluggish, the fellow took him aside and asked, "Is your **** at least a foot long?" Loren had to admit that it was not. "And is it at least four inches wide?" Once more Loren replied in the negative. "Well, man, there's your problem!" the chap slapped him on the back. "You let in too much light!"
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 12:37:57 am »
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I think cool hand missed that jokes message, Outlawed.

You might find an easier one for him.
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Voltage
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 04:01:36 pm »
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Someone give the dumb irish twat a kick.
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 06:27:34 pm »
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I am sick.

i have

man

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