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« on: October 02, 2020, 07:22:28 am »
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The Wize : I wantses a pair of caskur sunglasses. I need a pair to scare off the wild boars. Where are the eagles when you need them?

Blanduil: I need a blanscape, yesterday's porridge is working it's magic. I will use TWalPalf's gob as my bucket. I'm still standing in front of my wardrobe maybe I'll jump inside and hide with all the other brave retreating Scotsmen before me, ermmm, behind me....ermmm, up me.

Sir Pickles: I got a chubby from chopping caskur's hot picture again. Where is my cat? Puss puss puss... c'mere, puss puss puss.

Ferret Gollum: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious new sun glasses and send them to Aaron. No, we can't do that or Aaron will toss off to caskur too. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, true, true!"


Ant Orc: I wonder if flea will wash my ring?
Foxy: Get Dovey to wash mine too.

Private 1st Class Cook: Ooo, now CW has joined the fight and posted a picture of my favourite furry. I'm chubbed up too.

CdWarf:I'm here for you my browned snaggle toothed Monster. I will PM more body parts, my heart!

Private 1st Class Cook:Caw blimey, I'll let you roast my onions in lard, my lovely tart.

Disturbed Monster Troll: I refuse to be left out. I too chubbed up chopping caskur with my sword but I fail to maintain erections. I pledge my sword to caskur.

caskur:  I will plagiarize movie lines, "“Made for the Witch-king of Angmar and buried with him. When Angmar fell, the Men of the North took his body and all that he possessed and sealed it within the High Fells of Rhudaur. Deep within the rock, they buried him. In a tomb so dark, it would never come to light.
 
-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Jesus Christ. Are you legally retarded?

caskur: I will plagiarize movie lines, " [banishes Sum Cun'T] You have no power here, servant of Morgoth! You are nameless, faceless, formless. Go back to the void from whence you came! -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

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