caskur: Welcome to Middle Earth's. I will plagiarize movie lines, "“And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!”
The Wize : You already wrote that you dumb ****!
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The Wize : Fox is asking for welfare. Somebody send him a cheque.
Blanduil: Not me. I have no spare cash. The last Nigerian **** scammed my last pound.
Sir Pickles: I will send him cash. I have lots and lots of money for friends and budget Hawaiin holidays. PM me.
Ferret Gollum: What did you say? Smeagol: Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore. <<< Plagiarized line.
Ant Orc: Does flea swallow?
Foxy: Cum gives me indigestion. Kill the cum.
Private 1st Class Cook: When does the next race start?
caskur: I will plagiarize movie lines, "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all!"
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
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