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« on: October 29, 2009, 02:20:59 am » |
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3 Days.
Freestyle.
Unlimited run-ins.
At Least 1 post per Contestant, per day.
The winner of this contest will be awarded the SINGLES Title Trophy. Voting at the completion of the event will be via poll. Only members registered at the commencement of the event may vote.
Votes must be accompanied by a post indicating the reason for that vote.
JUDGING CRITERIA Votes by Poll accompanied by written statement as to why you chose the winner. If you do not write one, your vote will not be counted. MATCH Venue This THREAD
Match Starts from the seond persons post and lasting 72 hrs from the time of that commencement. VOTING POLL 48 HOURS |
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It is always hard to start a match. It is easier when the other person starts but the other person won’t start unless you tread on their toes. So to get Baddie to flame me, I would have to tread on his toes. Yikes.  I smell danger…..or I could be smelling broken toes. ….and Baddies toes have kicked that many fag arseholes, I am wondering what condition those toes are in? Big hairy toes….I can picture them now… Hey Baddie, do yours need to see the podiatrist? How are your ingrown toenails doing these days? My guess is you could plant a cauliflower and Brussels sprout crop in the soil under those hoofers… Am I right? And is that Potassium permanganate aka Condi's Crystals I see in your bathroom cabinet? And what is that a used Prophylactic I see staring at me on the floor. Now poke out your tongue...I want to see if you clean it... |
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BADFUCKINAzzi
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CHECK IT OUT **** NO DOUBT ALL THAT **** YOU LISTED ABOVE CAME FROM YOUR **** GYNOCOLOGIST BASED ON SOME PRIOR TOE **** YOU GOT FROM A HOMELESS BASTARD WANTING SOME CHANGE FOR A QUICK MEAL ON YOUR EXPENSE
AND YOU CANT SEE **** IN MY CABINET UNLESS YOUR USING BINOCULARS TO PEEK THRU MY WINDOWS
BECAUSE THE CLOSEST YOU COULD EVER GET TO MY HOUSE WITHOUT AN ANIMAL CONTROL LICENSE IS A 1000 YARDS
NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK ON MY TOES OR JUST SWALLOW MY **** AGAIN
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CHECK IT OUT **** NO DOUBT ALL THAT **** YOU LISTED ABOVE CAME FROM YOUR **** GYNOCOLOGIST BASED ON SOME PRIOR TOE **** YOU GOT FROM A HOMELESS BASTARD WANTING SOME CHANGE FOR A QUICK MEAL ON YOUR EXPENSE
I have never been **** by anyone’s toe although there was this one guy once who was endowed with toes bigger than his dick but that was years ago and I put him out of my mind, (for obvious reasons). He was American actually and left a bad impression that maybe not all Americans are blessed accordingly. You know what I’m watching for the midday movie while I drink my cappuccino? Three men and a little lady. Those three men remind me of the American men I ****…..one was tooooo big, another one was toooo small and the third one was just right. I never **** the gynecologist though, he was old and had a bible in the waiting room…..plus he wore glasses…I could never marry a man who was up to his eyes in **** and arse all day….what would be left over for me? He could buy me lunch but that is about it.
AND YOU CANT SEE **** IN MY CABINET UNLESS YOUR USING BINOCULARS TO PEEK THRU MY WINDOWS
BECAUSE THE CLOSEST YOU COULD EVER GET TO MY HOUSE WITHOUT AN ANIMAL CONTROL LICENSE IS A 1000 YARDS
I peaked in your bathroom and it needs the mildew taken out of the grout and for Christ sakes, get some chemical onto that soap build up on the tiles….I could start a veggies patch on the soap build up in there.
NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK ON MY TOES OR JUST SWALLOW MY **** AGAIN
If they’re both clean, I’d give it go…..what will you give me in return? I have a good idea…..you could shut the **** up for a week and cease your endless nagging…. How’s the flu progressing? Lets hope it turns into pneumonia and then I could keep you rugged up in my bed and serve you up chickenshit and noodle soup for a week,…. |
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Hey Badazzi.
You have an obligation to participate in this match…quit chasing whores around the bedroom and get back in here and do your magic…
I don’t want to have to get all mean or anything…
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He's bored with you, take a hint, KooK.
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He's bored with you, take a hint, KooK.
He isn't bored with me....
he has heart failure due to contacting Swine flu....
I think he is pushing up daisies...
He better hurry up and post....I am getting ****...I'm starting to make up my face....I am going out...I plan on getting a new monitor today....if I batter my eyelids at the store attendent, how much do you think I can get off the price? |
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BADFUCKINAzzi
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Imagine waking up next to that nastiness every morning and she was laying on your arm and you couldnt move
I think i'd go coyote and chew my arm off to get away
Nothing some duct tape and a few plastic bags couldnt fix i'm sure
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Hello Mister Baddie....
I am on my way out the door to get a new monitor....I am going all flash with a big flatscreen.....19 inches
what do you think about that?
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Now I have a new screen...20.1 inches. wide screen to match Badazzi's wide yapping mouth..  |
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If you want to win this competition Badazzi, I say you should step up and bury me for the prize.
Come on, where is your backbone, sugar? Put down that nasal spray....
I’ve given you one more chance to fry me you big hairy primate…
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BADFUCKINAzzi
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I am going all flash with a big flatscreen.....19 inches
what do you think about that?
MUHAHAHAHA YOU PETRIFIED ****
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BIG
IS 19" BIG TO YOU ?
LISTEN YA FLABBY CHESTED TWATTAGE IT'S YOU WHO NEEDS TO STEP THIS UP, I DONT FEEL CHALLENGED
AND BATTERING AROUND A RETARD LIKE YOU IS SURELY NOT GOOD KHARMA FOR ME
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It ended up being 20.1 inches and that is way, way big enough for me...
Flame me damnit....or be shot down like a dog on heat where you sit...
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Bad, I had every intention of closing this thread but while you were posting, this place went down for over 12 hours.
due to that happening, I shall extend your time to write another post...if not, you can close the thread... |
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BADFUCKINAzzi
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I think you should hang up your saggy **** and admit defeat to the master
before your gaped teeth end up as hood ornaments for some aborigine
and your **** start to sag like fleas
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