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« on: August 31, 2009, 11:27:43 am »
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I had sex with her last night.

But now my scrotum has splinters in it, because some inconsiderate **** buried her in a cheap coffin.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 11:36:35 am »
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Baddy?  Is that you?

lmao
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 12:37:48 pm »
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My mother is alive and well.

It must have been your own mum, Turbonija.
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 01:45:07 pm »
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Of course caskur's mom is alive...she just wants nothing to do with caskur is all.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 12:49:03 am »
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My mother is alive and well.

It must have been your own mum, Turbonija.

Can you imagine the humiliation he must feel as he removes the splinters?
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 12:51:04 am »
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lol,

I'm speechless...

no really, I am!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 06:36:09 am »
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It must have been your own mum, Turbonija.[/b]
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 06:43:43 am »
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So alpo admits he cheated on his wife Grin
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 07:25:15 am »
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I admit I cheated on my wife Grin

I fixed that up for you, kibbel.
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 12:48:49 pm »
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I admit that I **** Revenger's wife.  She kept moaning "Finally, a real man."  I filled her up with about 3 litres of judge juice.  You will know if the child is mine, Revenger, by one way.  If it isn't ugly as ****.


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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 12:50:41 pm »
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I don't have a wife.

That must have been Sting's wife. But don't worry...everyone has had a go at her.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 12:55:26 pm »
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I don't have a wife.

That must have been Sting's wife. But don't worry...everyone has had a go at her.

YOU don't have a wife?

So you're not married with 3 kids?

hmmm, you lied about that too.

Don't tell me "Sloane: was your other alter as well.
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 01:04:01 pm »
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I don't have a wife.

That must have been Sting's wife. But don't worry...everyone has had a go at her.

YOU don't have a wife?

So you're not married with 3 kids?

hmmm, you lied about that too.

Don't tell me "Sloane: was your other alter as well.


Where did I ever post that I had a wife and 3 kids?

It's true, I just forget where I posted that info.
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 01:08:42 pm »
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Where did I ever post that I had a wife and 3 kids?
Caught in a lie.  You are being exposed as a hypocritical retard.   Evil
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 01:15:01 pm »
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He has a wayward son....who needs therapy...

an underaged daughter that JackspotTDT wanted to pork and a wife who works in another state as a teacher....and a cat.....but I've never heard him talk about a 3 child, he just said he had three.
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