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Omnia
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« on: August 20, 2008, 08:09:33 am »
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A man was out golfing one day when he hit the ball into the woods,
he went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to him, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The man freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your s/o will get times ten!'
The man said, 'That's okay.'

For  his first wish, he wanted to be the best looking man in the world.
The frog warned him, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your s/o the most beautiful woman in the world,
a Goddess whom men will flock to'.
The man replied, 'That's okay because I will be the best looking man, and she will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM ~ he's the best looking man in the world!

For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your s/o the richest woman in the world. And she will be ten times richer than you.'
The man said, 'That's okay because what's mine is hers and what's hers is mine.'
So, KAZAM ~ he's the richest man in the world!

The frog then inquired about his third wish, and he answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Men are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention male readers :
This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Female readers :
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The woman had a heart attack ten times milder than her s/o.

Moral of the story : Men are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.


ps: If you are a man and are still reading this ~  it only goes to prove that
men never listen!

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 09:18:41 pm »
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Lol, a very good moral story. I would have asked for another 3 wishes as my last wish. I donít think I would like being the richest person on earth. The best times of my life were the times I had nothing.Saddam Hussein had too much wealth and they hung him in the end. There must be a moral to that story.
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2008, 10:07:07 am »
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Happiness . . .


what is it for you?
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2008, 10:13:01 am »
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Happiness is owning a pet but for some reason, I feel they own me.

I'll be back soon.

I have few things on my plate at the moment and need to deal with.
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2008, 10:22:15 am »
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Happiness to me was getting to watch Australian Idol tonight with a 4th judge.

Oh, what a wonderful treat to have Cindy Lauper over in OZ again....she was here last February 2008......

I loooooooove Cindy Lauper and what a unbelievable privilege the contestants had meeting with her and getting some advice in rehearsals....far out, now I'm jealous of those kids.  Cool

Just quickly, half the singers had the flu this week....fancy that eh, meeting and talking with Cindy and having it ruined by damn bugs?....I think if Australian Idol was on 24 hrs a day, forever, I'd never use the net again...LOL

I just love that show and I love the judges entertaining us as well as the contestants....my hats off to channel ten, Fox studios, the musicians, the singers, the judges....keep bringing it!!!

do I sound like an Aussie Idol press release....I feel like one!!
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