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« on: August 19, 2008, 03:40:54 pm » |
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Deep in the bowels of Mordork and many moons ago, lived Toefactor.
He was a very lonely troll and one of a kind. Being one of a kind, he couldn’t find anything to propagate with and so he mounted the closest warm blooded animal he could find and that was a feral donkey. [He tried a horse initially but fell off the stool he was standing on and landed face first in horse dung].As time went by, the donkey became pregnant and gave birth to two identical twin trannies, Toefactor the Second and Toefactor the Third. They had the heads of males but the bodies of females in a constant state of pre-menstrual stress. Being the early bleeders that they were, it stunted their growth and alas, they were, < yikes > “short.” Toefactor the Third was the dark donkey of the family and was always growing up in the shadow of his tranny brother.
These twin trannies grew up exclaiming that one day, they would leave Mordork and follower their dream of becoming rock superstars. Everyone knew they were a little strange but no one guessed one of their parents had four crooked legs and a serious over-bite but every now and then, they would bray for no reason at all.
On stage, they performed well and made enough money to travel Europe to visit the galleries where the great works of art, hung. Their first stop was a visit to a painting by by David, Jacques Louis, "Patroclus." Toefactor the Second marveled at the painting sculptured physique while Toefactor the third, wanted to mother his child. “We have to find ourselves a “David” said Toefactor the Third. “Yes,” lusted Toefactor the Second, “we do.”
End of part 1.
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Damion Hellstrom
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Toe needs to get new glasses.
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Toe needs to get new glasses.
Yes, very unattractive....LOL
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