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« on: August 19, 2008, 10:04:23 am »
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Prowler is out riding on the plains and is captured by Indians.
The Indian Chief proclaims, ‘So, you are the great ProwlerTDT Capo. In honor of  your high standing in the TDT Coaliton, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'

Prowler responds, ‘I’d like to speak to my horse.’ The Chief nods and Prowler's horse is brought before him . . . he  whispers in the horse's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, the hores  returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters Prowler's tent and spends the night with him.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s very  impressed. ‘You have a very fine and loyal horse, Prowler, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?’
Prowler again asks to speak to his horse, and once again he whispers in the horse’s ear.

As before, the horse gallops  off at full pelt across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, the horse returns,  this time with a brunette,  [who is even more attractive than the blonde].
She enters Prowler's tent and also spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is mightily impressed. He tells Prowler, ‘You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
 ‘So what is your last request?’
Prowler responds, ‘I’d like to speak to my horse…. alone.’
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and again the horse is brought before Prowler.

Once they’re alone, Prowler grabs the poor horse by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:
‘Listen very carefully you dumb fucknut of a horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE’.

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 10:48:07 am »
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Hahahahaha very funny...and one of those stories you never hear the end of.

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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 01:49:52 pm »
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When is Prowler going to come her and defend himself?
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 02:17:54 pm »
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Probably never.

He wouldn't even know about this place.
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