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« on: August 17, 2008, 06:44:57 am »
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I'd like to take you to a bed-
and- breakfast place not far from town,
and sign us in as mr and mrs Smith
no clues for partners,
Let mum's Be the word.

We'd lock the door,
and swap compliments
about our looks, then gently
unbutton each other;   

The hours would Fly, and when it's late
we'd share more tales 
our bodies spoons forSailing By.

We'd be awake for Breakfast:
you, fresh fruit with bran flakes, me
fried heart attack. Then kiss andgo,
but not before I whispered you

were nearer and dearer to me
than breakers crashing on the shore.

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 02:35:08 pm »
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Very erotic I liked this one.
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 03:45:55 am »
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I'd like to take you to a bed-
and- breakfast place not far from town,
and sign us in as mr and mrs Smith
no clues for partners . . . 


You liked this did you, Domino?
I wonder if their partners would. Angry
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 03:05:52 pm »
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dont get your knicker ina twist.
That is why i wrote, no clues for partners,
Let mum's Be the word.

so nobody got hurt.
OK?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 03:33:37 pm »
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No, it's not ok,
Well, perhaps I'm wrong, but it seems quite apparent to me that these two egoistic fornicators   
were deceiving their partners by booking into a hotel under assumed names
solely to spend the night shagging.
 
Filthy.

In Iran they would be hung, because this type of unacceptable behaviour breaks down the pillars of society.
People who do this type of thing catch all manner of sexually transmitted diseases and then go home and give it to their spouse.
It's wicked, and certainly not 'ok.'
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 03:47:08 am »
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you are tough on me for a just a poem of fantasy and passion.
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 05:13:40 am »
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Moderators Note: I have move this thread from the creative writing forum.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 05:43:02 am »
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Moderators Note: I have move this thread from the creative writing forum.


why?
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 05:56:20 am »
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Because I can.
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 06:22:37 am »
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Because I can.

Do you think Cool Hand is ready for the big time yet?

He seems a little dyslexic?
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 07:52:15 pm »
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Looks like the moved scared the bejesus out of him.

Cool, cooled or perhaps he scored.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2008, 06:50:49 am »
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I thought the little fella had some spunk, so I was giving him chance to write a flame.
Oh well . . .
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 07:03:11 pm »
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dont get your knicker ina twist.
That is why i wrote, no clues for partners,
Let mum's Be the word.

so nobody got hurt.
OK?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?



You scrawny-assed, anorexic Sudanese Kaffir famine victim; if you had dreadies, I'd grab you by your bony ankles and use you to mop the lino floor. Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your butthole, you can still look out and see what the rest of the planet is up to.

If you angled sideways and stuck out your fuzzy tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you emaciated ****. Now, my little ankle-humping hermit, do me a favour and get your foot stook on a busy train track.

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human idiocy. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is factual.

If common sense were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a fire ant's go-kart around the inside of a watch cog. It's truly miraculous the way you never let a cognitive thought to interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too.



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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 10:18:11 am »
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Sut the **** up yyou stupid person!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 03:12:42 pm »
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I thought the little fella had some spunk, so I was giving him chance to write a flame.
Oh well . . .

You sound like a god damned do gooder.

There should be more of it. How about some new posters too?


Sut the **** up yyou stupid person!!!!


Thanks for your contribution, but if we wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, we'd be at my local supermarket talking to the bagged root vegetables but in your case, forget it. We can recognize a “case” when we see one. Look out baggage handlers don’t pick you up by mistake and toss you on a carousal at an airport. Wear a name tag, preferably one that sounds an alarm when you are mishandled, potato-head.
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