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Damion Hellstrom
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« on: July 16, 2009, 04:38:56 pm » |
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Dazz is flying an airplane with his Real Winter staff and clones. He spots the Flame Damnation members having a picnic down below. Dazz decides to demonstrate his version of free speech by emptying the septic tank onto them down below. Just as Dazz pushes the "dump" button and airplane hits a downwind, forcing the plane to dip drastically down. The **** slams into the windshield of the airplane and pops out the windshield. Dazz is doused with his own ****. After landing the plane, Dazz decides to go to Real Winter and whine about how everyone has been shitting on him. He then runs a U.S. search to track IPs so that he can make bogus hacking threats against his imaginary enemies.
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Damion Hellstrom
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Arete is flying a straffing mission for Dazz. She has her plane loaded up with the collected poop of Real Winter. Her Mission: to dump said poop onto the FD crowd. She's tracked them to a get together at a mall.
Arete is over confident. She swoops by the FD group several times without dumping her poop. Finally, she pulls the lever. However, arete isn't able to handle the g forces and her plane goes into a spin, out of control.
Arete's plane tumbles into the path of the Real Winter poop. It smashes against her airplane, shatters all of the windows in the cockpit and arete is splattered with her own--and everyone else's--poop. Arete is able to hit the ejection button and flies up into the air. Arete's para shoot opens and she lands safely--in a nearby cow pasture where the farmer has been piling up the cow manure so that it can turn into fertilizer. Needless to say, arete lands right in the middle of the manure pile.
Unable to climb her way down, arete has to eat her way to safety.
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Damion Hellstrom
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More to come later on.
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Damion Hellstrom
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Dazz and Arete are building a house. Daz is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally Arete comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." Arete gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
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caskur™
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Very good posts....
I gave you a couple plusies......
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