I HAD A SHITLOAD OF BEER TONIGHT, A NICE BBQ AND THE NEW PUPPY CHEWIN ON MY TOES, HELLUVA GOOD TIME WITH FRIENDS N ****
THEN I COME ONLINE, I COME INTO THIS SHITHOLE
I GO TO THE ARCADE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE SQUABBLE IS ABOUT
THEN:
I SEE A GAME CALLED DAMIEN WILL EAT YOUR CONDOM
SO I SAY WHAT THE HELL
IT SAYS PICK A GIRL I PICK CASKUR
SUDDENLY I'M ANALLY **** AND REAMING HER SPHINCTER AND SPOKES ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE AND SHE'S SCREAMING BADDY YOU BIG DICKED MOTHER FUCKER , **** ME TILL I BLEED
THEN THIS LITTLE **** STOOGE CARTOON CHARACTER COMES ON THE SCREEN AND SWALLOWS THE CONDOM I LEFT IN CASKURS ASS
WHY ?
guys who engage in unnnatural acts, end up with bladder cancer.
