Guess who wroet this?
hahahaha I fouond it and I got the pictures too.!!
So there I am in the back of Davey Lee’s old van feeling like the biggest twat alive, I look exactly like that photo of the bloody Laura croft cartoon . . . “Sweet Jaysus, lads,” I say, for probably the twentieth time, “I cannot believe I'm going through with this. . . again.
“You'll be grand, kid,” Douggie, beside me, says. “Just keep the dukes up, the head back, and chin down, lead the fucker into the Iceman Liddell trap. We're talking Babalu coming off ten straight wins to go down in the first, yeah? This **** will be fighting out of pure need. There's as much pugilism in him as there is in a **** donut. You’ll be great, babe.”
Whaaaat the ****’s an Iceman Liddell trap?
Who is Babalu?
And what the hell is “pugilism” and should I be grateful he doesn’t appear to have much of it?
I've got to give it to Douggie, he knows how to rattle me. He gives me the thumbs up and goes back to staring at