I have big boobs, but only one eye. sometimes I let people skull-**** me under my very piratey eye patch, arr! Have your parrot call me a dirty ****, insult my big boobs and threaten to call my mom. rub your wooden leg between my big boobs and give me scurvy. **** big boobs, and I want you to dress up like a ninja with only your **** exposed. Use your ninja skills and sneak into my house. Hot, sweaty, big boobs. I have a vicious guard dog, he's been trained to eat sausage... but he totally loves ABBA songs, to subdue the beast and make him your friend, give him a private show, don't hold back with your fancy, fancy disco moves. Then you can to venture down the hallway. I have setup blowdarts & a giant rolling ball... show me your best Indiana Jones moves and get past all the traps. Big boobs. Make it all the way down the hall, without injury and claim your prize. I'll be wearing a bow made out of electrified barb wire over a full rubber suit, carefull y unwrap my big boobs and have your way with me. I have big boobs and when I cum, a strange blue light will shoot out of my snatch and summon alien beings, they will come down and force you to mutilate us a cow and grill it up. Rub some raw cow meat on my big boobs as the alien probe you with their giant alien cocks. shut up, you'll like it so much, you beg for more and mutter baby talk into my big boobs. In the morning, after your eggs are fertilized and my big boobs are all covered in alien jizz, we can give each other hashbrown enemas. yeah, this is so going in my blog
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