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A man was out golfing one day when he hit the ball into the woods,
he went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to him, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The man freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your s/o will get times ten!'
The man said, 'That's okay.'
For his first wish, he wanted to be the best looking man in the world.
The frog warned him, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your s/o the most beautiful woman in the world,
a Goddess whom men will flock to'.
The man replied, 'That's okay because I will be the best looking man, and she will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM ~ he's the best looking man in the world!
For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your s/o the richest woman in the world. And she will be ten times richer than you.'
The man said, 'That's okay because what's mine is hers and what's hers is mine.'
So, KAZAM ~ he's the richest man in the world!
The frog then inquired about his third wish, and he answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Men are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention male readers :
This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
Female readers :
Please scroll down.
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The woman had a heart attack ten times milder than her s/o.
Moral of the story : Men are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
ps: If you are a man and are still reading this ~ it only goes to prove that
men never listen!
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